Light On Dark Water

• When Ozzie Ozbourne’s guitarist died, Sarah Palin was asked to audition for the job, but Ozzie was afraid of her.

• The devil went down to Georgia because Sarah Palin had humiliated him in a fiddlin’ contest.

• Joe Satriani taught Steve Vai, but Sarah Palin taught Joe Satriani.

• Moreover, Satriani, Vai, and Eric Johnson originally formed G3 to play Sarah Palin’s solo material.

• The reason it took Brian Wilson so long to finish Smile was that he was waiting for Sarah to grow up and help him.

• Sarah Palin’s favored sport in high school was actually football but they wouldn't let her play because she kept making the quarterback cry.

• Sarah Palin was kicked off the swim team because her wake made it impossible for other swimmers to stay in their lanes.

• Sarah Palin wouldn’t take the job, so Alabama settled for Nick Saban.

And lastly, from Francesca, in the comments:

• The only time Sarah Palin laddered her pantyhose is when she strangled a moose with them.

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