p.g. wodehouse
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"You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound." (from "Jeeves Takes Charge")
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How wonderful, on the day after Christmas, to sit in a comfortable chair near the lighted tree, take up a volume of Wodehouse received as a gift from one's spouse, and find that the title of the first story is "The Custody of the Pumpkin." It was as good as the title suggests. "Lord Emsworth
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