Misguided Promotions

I received this unpleasant-looking object in the mail at work a few days ago.  It's supposed to make me want to buy stuff from HP (Hewlett-Packard). In fact I do buy stuff from them, and have always respected their engineering, but this certainly did nothing to encourage me. It's about the size of a large egg, and it arrived in a little box containing either nothing else or a very small piece of paper with a bit of advertising on it (I can't remember for sure).  The color in this picture is not accurate–the thing is actually a very plain grey, and made of a sort of foamy plastic. The orange lettering is the address of a web site.

HPBrain2

This wouldn't be at all remarkable, except that it could only have happened with the work and cooperation of a number of people, most of whom must have thought it was a good idea. I know! We'll send them this plastic brain, and it'll be like "Now that you have a brain, buy HP!" It'll be huge!" And it probably represents an investment of many thousands of dollars.  Someone had to design it. Someone had to find a manufacturer (probably in China–so picture the cargo hold of a plane stuffed with boxes of these)…etc.

Well, my cat really loves it. I brought it home from work to show it to my wife, and left it on my desk. The cat immediately started playing with it and when I got home the next evening it was two rooms away. Come to think of it, maybe the cat is trying to tell me to get rid of it…

 


9 responses to “Misguided Promotions”

  1. I think I’ve actually seen one of these before. It’s gross. There’s just something about brains that makes me not want to look at them.
    AMDG

  2. It’s a “stress ball” — you’re supposed to squeeze it when you’re stressed, or when your carpal tunnel is acting up. Basically, it’s feel-good corporate crapola.
    We got this equivalent a couple years ago from the company I work for:
    http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=stress+smiley+&view=detail&id=04F54ED967C268D0BEADE3A5579975047886FD94&first=1&FORM=IDFRIR

  3. Yeah, it’s a part of my job to order junk to give away. I used to have to go to a trade fair where they were showing all the different junk you can buy to give to prospective customers, or in our case, students. I was the worst person to go because I could never pick anything out because I couldn’t imagine wanting any of the junk–especially the junk we could afford. I wouldn’t have minded a golf umbrella or a stainless steel thermos, but you can’t get those for $1.00 each.
    There used to be a man here who collected those squeezy things, so I would come back with a bag full of all the different kinds they were giving away.
    I have to admit, though, that I do like these:
    http://www.usschoolsupply.com/product/867/Novelty_Balls
    AMDG

  4. A smiley face stress reliever, ok. But a brain?! Who wants to squeeze a brain?
    Although now that you mention it maybe it would be good for my arthritis…

  5. You could wile away the hours, conferring with the flowers …
    AMDG

  6. In my ivory tower(s)

  7. Ah, modern life! So much mass-produced crap!

  8. The title of this post made me think you were discussing people being promoted to positions that perhaps they should not have been. 🙂

  9. Nah, I wouldn’t know anything about that sort of thing.;-)

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