Important Information About Cats

How to pet the kitty correctly.

How to tell if the kitty is planning to kill you.

(Thanks to Janet for the first one.)


8 responses to “Important Information About Cats”

  1. Janet Cupo

    Because you can’t have too much kitty information for the Christmas season.
    AMDG

  2. Haha! I’m showing my parents this as soon as I get home today.

  3. You know how Google does that auto-complete thing as you’re typing your search words? I hadn’t saved the plotting-to-kill URL, so I Googled it. When I got as far as “how to tell if your “, one of the suggestions (along with the one I was looking for) was “dog is retarded.”

  4. Janet Cupo

    I think if you need a website to tell you that, you ought to be pointing the retarded finger in the other direction.
    AMDG

  5. The funny thing is that the same question isn’t suggested for cats, though by any criterion we can measure dogs are smarter. But they’re just so goofy.

  6. When I got as far as “how to tell if your “, one of the suggestions (along with the one I was looking for) was “dog is retarded.”
    LOL! Sounds like my Aunty Jen’s dog, Arthur. He’s retarded and neurotic and probably severely autistic, minus the intelligence. :/

  7. antiaphrodite

    Funneh!!! I LOLed 😀

  8. I thought you would.

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