How to pet the kitty correctly.
How to tell if the kitty is planning to kill you.
(Thanks to Janet for the first one.)
Important Information About Cats
8 responses to “Important Information About Cats”
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Because you can’t have too much kitty information for the Christmas season.
AMDG -
Haha! I’m showing my parents this as soon as I get home today.
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You know how Google does that auto-complete thing as you’re typing your search words? I hadn’t saved the plotting-to-kill URL, so I Googled it. When I got as far as “how to tell if your “, one of the suggestions (along with the one I was looking for) was “dog is retarded.”
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I think if you need a website to tell you that, you ought to be pointing the retarded finger in the other direction.
AMDG -
The funny thing is that the same question isn’t suggested for cats, though by any criterion we can measure dogs are smarter. But they’re just so goofy.
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When I got as far as “how to tell if your “, one of the suggestions (along with the one I was looking for) was “dog is retarded.”
LOL! Sounds like my Aunty Jen’s dog, Arthur. He’s retarded and neurotic and probably severely autistic, minus the intelligence.
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Funneh!!! I LOLed 😀
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I thought you would.
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